Friday, January 16, 2009

Post election / Pre inaguration Comments

Post Election
Well, the election is over. For you libs who think Sara did us in, allow me to set the record straight. The candidate the MSM picked for us, John Sidney McCain, was our problem, not Sara. She'll be back! You'll still hate her and we'll still see us in her, which is why we liked her to begin with.

Pre-inauguration Comments
AP-Obama (and the rest of the MSM) continues to insult the intelligence of most of us in fly over country. His nominees look like they were picked by Lorne Michaels for their comedic appeal than for substance. Let us review:

SOS: Hillary Clinton. 1) This time last year she was trying to frighten the American public by running ads saying BHO wasn't experienced enough to answer the phone at 3:00 am. Now she is going to be implementing his foreign policy. otay. 2) Her husband, remember him? Slick Willy has earned $100+ MILLION largely from foreign donations (largely from UAE, Yemen, SA, China), but she will be an "impartial" proponent of US foreign policy. Just pay your $2,000,000 at the door and Bill will use a black marker to put an "X" on your hand and tell you the magic words.

AG: Eric Holder. Helped Marc Rich (former FBI most wanted and fugitive from justice - see here) gain a pardon in the waning days of the Clintonian admin (maybe this should be in Hillary's too). Of course, there was no connection between his huge donation to the Clinton Presidential Museum & Massage Parlor.... Noooo... Now Eric says that mistake will make him a (get this) BETTER AG! I guess two wrong might make right....

Treasurer Chairman: Timothy Geithner, who if confirmed, would oversee the IRS, "forgot" to pay taxes for 6 years on income earned as a contractor. Oh, the best part... HE did his own taxes. Yeah, this is the ONLY guy in Washington who can save the financial system and he can't even do his own taxes! SNL should have fun with this... Oh, wait... No this isn't a Republican admin, so no joking about these folks!

CIA: Leon Panetta. "My position has consistently been that I believe the Agency is best-served by having an intelligence professional in charge at this time." said Senator Feinstein, who will chair the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence in the 111th Congress. Apparently, unless the messiah picks an inside the beltway bureaucrat like LP, who is most famous for being a Clinton lapdog. Let's see, he's against torture of any kind (that ought to go over big in the CIA) and he a budget hawk in an agency that has an endless budget. Yeah, this'll work.

Commerce: New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson - withdrawn for a player to be named later. It seems crazy he was made to withdraw, given all the other choices (see above). I mean, what's a little selling government contracts for campaign contributions? In DC that is called being a "man of the people" - the ones who can pay, that is...

DHS: Arizona Gov. Janet Napolitano. She is qualified to run the newly formed DHS because she was the Governor of a border state and US AG for said border state. Oh, and there has to be one gay person in a high ranking office, cause the messiah said so... (and BHO has to satisfy the GLBT community in order to win next time, even if it does put the US in inexperienced hands).

HHS Sec: Tom Daschle. Need I say more? This guy was a joke as a legislator, I can't wait to see him answering the questions now...

Transportation Sec: Ray LaHood has close ties to a power-broker indicted in the pay-to-play scandal that also led to Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich's recent arrest.

Need I go on...? I haven't even talked about all the sub-cabinet "Czars" he's appointed, many of which have opposing views of the cabinet heads they report to. This is gonna be fun to watch, but expensive to us tax payers (those of us who do still pay taxes).

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