"If I'm corrupt," said the congressman, "It's because I take care of my district."

John Murtha. He's a nut-job from the get-go, but he is duly elected to his office by the good redneck people of his district who have their hands out, their pie holes in the trough and the heads up their... Well, you get the picture.

But, you have to admire his tactlessness. He's not afraid to call the baby ugly, even when he's the ugly baby.